Brian what is the plural of moose

It was up until that day that I was an idiot, but nobody else knew, you know? Then the spelling bee day popped up. Allright kids, up against the wall. It time for public humiliation.

Spell a word wrong, sit down in front of your friends. That would be great for little egos, Hey look at me, I'm a moron! I wasn't even close! I was using numbers and stuff! That's why I admired that kid who spelled it wrong just so he could sit down, you know?

He knew he wasn't going to win, so why stand there for 3 hours? First round, 'Cat' k-a-t, I'm outta here. Then as he passed you, I know there's 2 't's. I remember my teacher asked me, Brian, what's the i before e rule?

I before e What are you, an idiot, Brian? That's a hard rule. That's a— that's a rough rule. Plurals were hard, too. Brian, how do you make a word a plural? On weekends and holidays!!! No, Brian. Let me show you. So she asked this kid who knew everything. Erwin, what's the plural for ox? The farmer used his oxen. Brian, what's the plural for box?

I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts. No, Brian, no! Let's try another one. Erwin, what's the plural for goose? I saw a flock When I looked out the window, there were two moose eating my freshly planted rose bush. The meese in Alaska are never very friendly. My favorite animals are mooses and octopuses. Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it.

Henry David Thoreau. Rick Bass. Now that you can spell moose correctly, you can appreciate the magnificent animals that they are! Do you feel the same about larva, larvae, larvas? Real-time suggestions, wherever you write. Shundalyn Allen.